Who Really Needs First Aid Kits, Anyway?
That's right, we're here to provide you with a not-at-all ironic, completely legitimate list detailing exactly why your growing business can afford ...
That’s right, we’re here to provide you with a not-at-all ironic, completely legitimate list detailing exactly why your growing business can afford to completely, 100% ignore first aid kits and just get along without them. Read on for our absolutely honest opinions on why this is a great, can’t-fail idea.
#5: Injuries — do they even happen anymore?
Really, think about it — do people actually get injured anymore? Isn’t that just a bunch of stuff you see on TV and in the movies? Take a little unscientific poll with me right here — how many of you have really been hurt in your lives? What’s that? Many of you? Ah, alright, next one!
#4: The human body can heal itself.
This seems to work in comics and various superhero films, and I’m really starting to think that it works in real life, too. I mean we see it all the time when we cut ourselves or something — the body just heals itself right up! Who needs all this first aid crap, anyway?
#3: All that junk…
Ah, all that gauze and those crazy acids and disinfectants and all that crap — who needs it? I talked to a paramedic the other day (it was strange though, as he was living on the street and didn’t have an ambulance, just a shopping cart) and he told me it’s all just a big scam, those first aid kits. Speaking the truth!
#2: You can use things lying around the office instead.
Now we’re getting creative. Have a bleeding flesh wound? Head over to your supply closet and see what you can use! There’s probably all sorts of crap in there that can easily substitute for a proper first aid kid, right? Am I right? No?
#1: A stitch in time doesn’t always save nine, does it?
I mean yeah, using a first aid kit might save your business a ridiculous amount of money by treating an injury quickly before it gets out of control, avoiding lengthy hospital stays and other such joys, but who can really say, either way? Why not just risk it?
If you do not agree with everything you have just read – you are probably very right. You should never leave a for a chance. First aid kits, , fire safety equipment – it’s not just a waste of money. It is you being responsible for your own health and security.